Tag

OK so I keep getting Tagged. I've tried to ignore it. (sorry guys) but I hate trying to find things about me to say. The rules state you are supposed to write 6 things about you and then tag others. I wont be tagging anyone seeing how everyone I know is already tagged therefore I keep getting tagged. But here are a few little crazy things that have happened to me. (SO I'M CHANGING STORY'S I HAD ONE THAT WAS BETTER THEN BEING HIT BY A CAR THAT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT)

1. In College being poor I would always shop at a cheap food store for my various flavors of Ramen noodles and Mac and Cheese. I was walking out of the automatic doors when they closed on me. I was turned sideways trying to get out and it just completely shut to where I was stuck. It didn't really hurt but I couldn't move. Several people had tried to come to my rescue but there was a short in the door to where they had to call a mechanic to come and get the door open. I was stuck in the door for more then 40 mins. It was truly one or my most embarrassing moments because everyone that came in and out of the store got to see me just chilling out in the door way. With the workers all surrounding me bringing me water and free snacks. They even took my picture for insurance purposes (no I didn't sue) I still have the picture somewhere. I had a huge red welt all down my body once I got out. I never went shopping there again. And I hear that store went out of business.

2. When I was pregnant with Trevor my brain again just didn't work. One day I was getting dressed and then I thought about how I needed to run and put some mail in the mail box. So I dashed downstairs and out the door had a lovely chat with my neighbor who kept giving me STRANGE looks. I thought she was looking at my 1/2 done hair but when I got back into the house and looked in the mirror I was horrified to see that I forgot to put on my pants. So here I was talking to my neighbor in my nice maternity underwear (SEXY). Then two days later I locked myself out of my house. The only window that was open was the kitchen window. Here I was HUGE and pregnant trying to hoist my body into this window. When again the same neighbor came to my rescue. Luckily she moved a few years after that I'm sure she thought I was a ding bat.

3.When Ryan and I were dating he decided to take me shooting. (his favorite pastime) I was deathly afraid of guns and was very reluctant to shoot one. But I mustered
up the courage and fired. When something hit me in the head. I thought I shot myself and turned white as a ghost and was just waiting to fall over dead. All the men started laughing hysterically because they forgot to tell me that the casing flies out and that's what hit me. Needless to say I haven't been shooting since.

4. I was at Fred Meyers the one stop shop. I loved that store and miss it greatly. Anyways Josh was just a baby and was in this horrible stage where he would stick his little fingers in the holes in the shopping cart then they would get stuck and he would scream. So to avoid this I would hand him the grocery's and have him throw it in the basket. Once I gave him a can of stew to throw in. Then I was bending down looking at shoes when the next thing I knew I was waking up face first on the floor with a huge headache and a can of stew staring at me. He knocked me completely out. Never again did I give him anything heavy to throw in the cart. (I was blessed that nothing happened to Josh sitting in the cart who knows how long I was out)

5. Another store situation we were at this little family owned grocery store in Duvall.They have these cute little carts that the boys loved to push. So we are walking around gathering grocery's when Josh starts screaming I look down at him and he was covered in meat. The lady was grinding the hamburger and she forgot to put on the cover. Poor Josh I worried all week about him getting some horrible disease.

6. Once I fell asleep in class. I apparently was a sound sleeper. The bell rang and I didn't even wake up. The teacher told everyone to leave quietly and had the next class all sneak in quietly. After everyone was settled he yelled my name and I woke up. I was extremely confused and it took me a good 10 mins to figure out where I was and what had happened. It was a great lesson I never fell asleep in class again.

I could go on and on but that is enough embarrassment for now.