You don't need a head to know it's a girl.

Joshua always makes me laugh. Yesterday Trevor had to do a book report and he had to put things in a paper bag that represent the characters, the setting, the lesson learned and the main problem in the book. I thought this was such a cleaver way to do a book report. Trevor was very excited to read the book and then fill his bag. One of the things that he needed was something that represented a girl because the bully in this book was meanie Jeanie. We searched high and low for some kind of girl with no luck. Then Josh came up with the idea to put in his Lego princess Leia. The only problem was he didn't know where it was. So again we searched the house. Josh squealed in delight when he found her and brought her to me. The problem was she was missing her head.
So I say. "Josh do you know where her head is? Trevor can't used this with out her head."
Josh then said. "It's OK Mom she doesn't need a head for you to know she's a girl."
Me "what do you mean? Of course she needs a head to tell she's a girl."
Josh "No Mom look they painted those boob holder things on her so you can tell she's a girl."

I can only imagine Trevor's report with him saying and this is Meanie Jeanie see you can tell it's a girl because she has a boob holder thing on. Ya that would go over well in the 3rd grade.